Howdy all. I'm Erin. Stuff to know about me, hmmmm... I am currently at post-grad library school in Toronto, though what I'd love to do is be a writer or a comic artist. Or a super spy of international un-reknown, because I'd be too good at my job for anyone to know about me. A girl can dream. Le sigh. Anyhow. Amongst other things (many other things), I adore and tend to reblog the following: Glee, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Supernatural, White Collar, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Welcome to Night Vale, Young Avengers, Inception, Klaine, Chris Colfer, Andrew Garfield, Jonathan Groff, Matt Bomer, Tim Hiddleston, Dylan O'Brien, Emma Stone, Jennifer Lawrence (she's my future wife yo, she just doesn't realize it), Felicia Day, Holland Roden, comic book-based movies, comic books in general, pretty art of any medium, feminist stuff, LGBT stuff - basically anything about how people should at least try to treat each other like PEOPLE, really - and, we mustn't forget, adorable baby animals of all kinds.
DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE